Band of Horses

Props to Jamin for highlighting these guys.

I love you, Triumph

This is a very nice clip.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!

As if this isn't funnier

Cup it

As if this isn't funny.


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Soccer Punch

Here's what I want to know. What the hell does 'Kampen er Slut" mean? It is up on the scoreboard at the end of this clip. Sounds dirty, whatever it is.

Anyway, Sweden gets the win despite the game being tied 3-3 late in this Euro qualifier after a fan attacks the referee and they abandon the game. Best part is (other than the slut thing) is that Denmark came back in the second half after being down 3-0. All that work for nothing. AND, get this, they have to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors. Who needs gate receipts and fans anyway?

Way to go, Bertuzzi fan.

Re-Halo

Another to satiate your lust for death and destruction

Strange Behaviour

My phone was really acting up this past Saturday. I guess (so I hear) that my phone started cutting out and frustrating nearly everyone. Then what my phone decided to do is truly extraordinary. It decided to golf itself and then engulf its brain in flames. Oh, Samsung A660, you really are a wacko among wackos. Anyway, the pictures tell you everything you need to know about taking care of your loved ones. Sometimes, they just don't know what they do to themselves without any non-sober extraneous interaction, that's for sure.

World Cup, here we come

OK, I might be jumping to conclusions a little too soon, but Costa Rica is definitely up there for quality sides in CONCACAF. Last night was Canada's opening game of the Gold Cup, which is a tournament for countries of North and Central America and the Caribbean (aka CONCACAF). And guess what, with a two goal come-back courtesy of Julian de Guzman, who plays in the top league in Spain (Primera) for Deportivo la Coruna, Canada won. I missed the game (and Cup final, thank God), but here are some of the highlights for Canada in the 2-1 victory:

NHL Free Agents 2007

List of potential free agents for the summer of 2007. July 1 is the day free agency begins. I've been keeping an eye out for this list for some time and here it is.

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/feature/?fid=4965

Of note:
JS Giguere
Selanne
Tkachuk (useless)
S Kozlov
Briere
Drury
Hamrlik (my balls)
A Carter
Handzus (no knee)
Berard
Turgeon (useless)
Sydor
Lindros (useless)
Bertuzzi (goon)
Lang
Schneider
Hasek (79 years old)
Chelios (useless, 98 years old)
Sykora
Stumpel
Souray
Aebisher
Forsberg (broken)
Kariya
Gomez
Rafalski
Mogilny (broken, useless, no hip, 48 years old)
Yashin (bought out)
Smyth (sob)
Shanahan
Ricci (oh God)
Roenick (oh GOD!)
Roberts (useless)
Recchi
Guerin (useless)
Peca (loser)
Sopel
and of course, Ty Conklin:

Pay up, bitch

Coulman had the audacity to enter into a sports bet with me. Stupid, I know. He bet that Maria Sharapova wasn't playing in this years French Open tennis tournament.

Well, the results are in:
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/bios/ws/wtas961.html

I am now 2$ richer! Woohoo!

And I now want my gas money that I rounded down for you! You silly bitch.

Re-punk

I made Joel "ac' a foo" and he has re-punk'ed me in style. I wonder if "Go to hell Ryback" asked for a tax receipt.

Weekend Plans

Friday
7 PM 9 holes at Silverwood with Heather
Afterwards ?

Saturday
10 AM helping Brent at the Rent-it-store moving tables and chairs.
1 PM possibly golfing with Jamin at ?
6 PM watching the hockey game at ? and drinking beer
Afterwards, possible 2/3 Karma Goat reunion drinking extravaganza

Sunday
9 AM helping setup at Heel'n'Wheel Event and remaining there all day

Which reminds me: COME OUT TO THE HEEL'N'WHEEL EVENT ON SUNDAY. FESTIVITIES GET UNDER WAY AT 1 PM AND WALK STARTS AT 2. COME OUT EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T FUNDRAISED ANYTHING. AND LASTLY, PLEDGE ME MONEY TO SUPPORT A GOOD CAUSE:
https://secure.ccfcfindthecure.ca...

Halo 3 multiplayer beta action

I don't know why it always looks like they are jumping on the moon. Maybe gravity is a setting.

Punk'd!

Sorry Joel, you got Punk'd big time, buddy!



DUDE! Look at that! You're so 1 penny short. HAAHAHHAHAH.

Here's Joel's current progress:
https://secure.ccfcfindthecure.ca/...

June

You know what I just realized? There is no long weekend in June. How long have things been going on like this? I thought the great thing about working in Canada was that there is a long weekend every month during the summer. Well apparently not! This just hurts my soul.

On a related note, I'm about a weeks short of holidays for what I want to take off in the first two weeks of July. How about that. It means I will need to work more than one extra day a week in June to make up for this. I'm not sure that is going to fly. What is a man to do?

Cooper's Hill rolling cheese race

This needs to be an official sport. And it might be the only one that you would be required to be legally drunk to participate in. How some of these people get up afterwards and keep running, I don't know. Alcohol is amazing.


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Inevitably there are injuries to competitors, the highest toll in recent years was 1997, when at least 33 were injured, resulting in the cancellation of the 1998 event due to concerns over competitor and spectator safety.

Spiderman 3

Sucked!

Our 9:40PM entrance to the movie translated to a 12:11PM exit, so for those of you who don't do math, that is like 9 and a half hours of bullllllshit.

My favorite part of the movie was when Spiderman comes to save the day and just happens to glide by this giant American flag in the middle of nowhere. Sam Raimi, you are a cheesy bastard.

And like WTF? A guy with superhuman powers just happens to get taken over by an alien blob to give him a different persona of superhuman powers? And at the same time a Sandman gets created? And at the same time the Green Goblin is attacking everyone? Speaking of the Green Goblin, since when can humans withstand a grenade going off right beside their head? That guy should have died like 3 times in that movie instead of just once. And somehow that stupid giant sand monster was destroyed temporarily by a few bottle rockets, but powerful grenades to the head? A few burns is all. And after the Goblin hit his head the first time, I'm pretty sure he was just mentally retarded for a while, grinning away like an idiot.

And the comedy?! Don't even get me started. Cheesiest blockbuster movie crap around. They had to interrupt the main battle sequence for a poor JJ joke moment with a little girl about buying her camera. And Topher Grace should not attempt to act ever again. He should just re-start the 70's Show and live out the rest of his life there.

And if Toby Mcguire ever wears eye liner ever again, I'm going to kick him in the neck.

That is all.

Gold

Last night I experienced (for the second time ever) a GW Extra Gold bottle of luscious fine ale. It's not even a beer, really. It's more of a classy wine. I feel more refined just for having shared it with myself... in about an hours time.

If you are not familiar, GW Extra Gold is a 1.18L 9% mother beer, I mean malt liquor, I mean wine. I'm not sure exactly what malt liquor actually is, but I was told that is the beer left over at the bottom of the boiling or fermenting tanks or something that collects all the cleaning chemicals for extra deliciousness. In any case, last night it wasn't as strong as I remember it tasting and it went down nicely. Turns out it should be called: GW Extra Drunk.



One of these bottles is equivalent to 1180mL/355mL = 3.32 9% cans of beer, or 6.64 cans of 4.5% alcohol beers. Drunktastic.

Beautiful GTA IV Screens

get a load of this!

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