Premier League Haiku- Volume 1

Chelsea versus Hull
Hunt made them look average
Drogba got lucky*

*Director's Cut Alternate ending:
"Kyle looked quite worried"

Black oil-fortune shirts
Suit northern mercenaries
Ireland is ice-cold

The Hammers did it
Fantasy league makes me care
But why no Cole goal?

Toffees and Gunners
My mouth falls slackly open
Sweet baby Jesus












SPECIAL AWESOME BONUS LESCOTT HAIKU

When is the next bus?
City of Man. Stadium
Glimmers in distance