Alexander Ryback

From ESPN Soccernet...

KIEV, Nov 10 (Reuters) - Dynamo Kiev reserve goalkeeper Oleksander Rybka was taken to hospital on Thursday after being punched in the face by a rival team's coach during a second division match.

Rybka, who suffered concussion and was out of action for several weeks after being hurt in a Champions League match against Real Madrid in September, was playing in goal for Dynamo's reserves.

As many of you know, I use this alias as my professional name, akin to how a pornstar uses the name "Sunrise" or "Mercedes" to conceil their modest roots. Modesty is the key here and I just want you know that I am a professional soccer player and I am among the best in the world and I am better than you. I am awesomely modest.