A Week of Forget

This started with me forgetting my wallet in the rental bag of clubs Shuswap Lake Estates golf course in BC, which Heather and I golfed on Monday, and not noticing that I didn't have it until 4:30AM the next day, when we were scheduled to fly out at 7:30AM.  I then subsequently missed my flight home before reclaiming my wallet and arrived home 12 hours late.

The next day (Wednesday) I switched backpacks for my bike to work and forgot my bike lock.  So I went into the building and got Brad's lock, but forgot to take my swipe card and was locked out of the building.

Thursday I printed out a swim workout, which I forgot to take with me when I left work.  I then forgot my swim trunks and towel when I went to swimming and missed the swim.

I'm now, at any given time, afraid of what I'm forgetting.

#losingit

The answer to Matt Cooke

Expulsion. Seriously, would anyone miss him? These videos are a whole 3 days apart from one another.

In related news, Marc Savard is done for the year after his concussion recurred from this hit.

FIFA Goal of the Year 2010

Hamit Altintop for Turkey.

The definition of pwn3d

plays it off the back of the goalie's helmet and in.

Wow, worst soccer miss ever

Get caught trying to look cool scoring a tap-in goal and that's when you get into trouble.

Sick skills

Wesley Ooijer

You might know him as André Ooijer, Dutch center back. The Star Phoenix knows him as Wesley Sneijder, Dutch attacking midfielder, and apparent scorer of the Netherlands' game winning goal against Brazil.

Thanks SP Sports, you do yourselves proud. Don't worry about checking the lineup to make sure you get your facts right, because clearly you know too much about soccer as it is. I'm sure you can just assume the guy who "looks" like he's heading the ball in is Sneijder.

Niagara Falls West

After heavy rains near Maple Creek, on the TransCanada Highway.

Craziest collection of videos

Best Fails of 2009 - watch more funny videos

More Hockey Ridiculousness

Roloson makes maybe the two best saves of the year in quick succession. Still love you Rolly.

Koci on Green

These are the guys we need in hockey, right? To protect the star players. Uh huh. And who polices the police?



Craig MacTavish is an idiot, by the way.

Classic Cherry

Joe Ross at The Score shared this. Says all you need to know about Donald S.

Nut kick coach

Good old Concacaf soccer. Nothing is ever normal.

This is Mexico's coach kicking a player (apparently he was reaching for the ball) because he believed the ball was out of play and the opponent was still playing it.

He was suspended a number of games. Apparently it took 12 minutes to restore order on the field after Mexico supporters showered the field with whatever they had their hands on.

Douchebaggery

Oh Sean Avery, how nobody missed you, you giant douchebag.

Lady Saving Catch

First of all, of all the places you would go to suntan, why choose a baseball game outfield? I mean, do you not know that people are hitting coma inducing objects at you? Second, when you hear the crowd perk up after a giant cracking noise, you would think that would induce some kind of attention and maybe cause you to look up.

Lucas Podolski, German international, slaps German captain Michael Ballack during their World Cup qualifier against Wales on Wednesday. Nearly had another Dyer vs. Bowyer (2nd vid).

Two Handed Bowler

No, this isn't a joke clip, I read about this on ESPN and it isn't April 1st. This is an actual two handed bowler from Australia.

Bill Cosby is nutsby

Isn't it Ironic.. Don't you think?

The big pictureski

This is apparently every frame from the big lebowski in one picture. I looked at it and that is not true. However, it may be captures for every 1 second. Of course there are 29.97 frames per second in NTSC so this is probably 1/29.97th of the entire movie in pictures.

If you have memorized the movie dialogue (like I have) and if your eyes can scan fast enough, it's like watching the movie. Though, if you did that, they would all laugh at you.