Saturday, October 15, 2011

Beer Pong and Gibsonators 2011

75 cans/bottles, 2 Gibson's 26's, one wine bottle. That's more empties than the idiot who tried to kick field goals. It doesn't have to make sense.

Simultaneous photo collage:

As far as beer pong results went, everyone did their best to ensure Ryan and I retained the trophy again. Clearly Karma doesn't exist based on the taunting I give out and just can't lose this thing. Maybe it was just our superior skills, strategy, and costumes. Sorry that Dean's championship run ended this year due to Ryan's return.

NickLynn finished the round robin in first with a surprise win over Got Wood. Got Wood got revenge though with wins in the playoffs which included 2 victories over NickLynn and Cassie's terrible attempts to blow everything out. In-Laws started strong and faded, as usual, losing repechage #1. Ponies finished in third and probably would have won, had it not for me cheating, making up rules, and faking injuries to get people kicked out. Right Mel? Random disintegrated throughout the night. Gingervitis lost big a few games and it cost them. Meat Parade did not win a game.

MVP: Ryan, hits winning shot
Best Team name: Never Ending Meat Parade
Worst Team maybe ever: Never Ending Meat Parade (0 wins)
Most Roster moves: Team Random (7 signings, 2 trades, 5 waived)
Most complete game round robin victories: Got Wood? (3)
Worst beer pong throwing technique: Jen
Best distractor: Amy
Worst blower: Cassie
Best distraction: Matt's butt squeeze / gut extension
Most sportsmanlike: Ryan and Alex for refusing to win by goaltending call in the final vs. Nick Lynn
Least sportsmanlike: Mel for fighting legit calls, even when she wasn't playing
Worst person alive: Brad, for disrespecting the spirit of the event and bringing A&W
Most pregnant: Angie, slightly edging out Matt

Ideas for next year:
-Keep 9 minute time limit
-Less games
-2 teams, Ryan and I captain and we draft from everyone there. People take turns playing.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Bale Animated

Artsy do-up of Bale performances in the Champs League 2011 group stages against Inter Milan. Get the Oscar for best short ready.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Old Man Spearing

I'm not really sure who Jay Spearing is because I haven't seen him before, but from my first sight of him, he looks like a dead ringer for Benjamin Button when he was 20/60. Seriously, I hope this is just him in a bad moment.

Thursday, March 10, 2011


PeeWee on Coco

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The answer to Matt Cooke

Expulsion. Seriously, would anyone miss him? These videos are a whole 3 days apart from one another.

In related news, Marc Savard is done for the year after his concussion recurred from this hit.

Between Zach and Tila

Is Jennifer Aniston.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

How long did they scrub video to find this exact frame? How glad am I that they did? Seriously, it's like a film poster from a lost Tropic Thunder parody movie. And the timing...oh the delicious timing.

PS- this post isn't from Alex.  It's from Brett.  And I want to go on record saying that I've always totally hated Torres.  I've never liked him.  Ever.  You can ask anyone.  Seriously.  What a douche.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Facebook status fail

I cracked up at this so hard, almost lost my shit on the bus next to several people.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

FIFA Goal of the Year 2010

Hamit Altintop for Turkey.