Bed Intruder Song

Snap

Sick skills

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young

Doing Neil's famous song Double Rainbow

MLS all star game

DeRo, present as always, unfortunately the pylons that played before him couldn't keep the game tight enough for his goal to be game winning this time.

B/W 2 Ferns

with Steve Carrell

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

Curt?

3 kinds of awesome

Man in a Chicken suit plays "What is Love" on Pianica from Ring Mod on Vimeo.

Wesley Ooijer

You might know him as André Ooijer, Dutch center back. The Star Phoenix knows him as Wesley Sneijder, Dutch attacking midfielder, and apparent scorer of the Netherlands' game winning goal against Brazil.

Thanks SP Sports, you do yourselves proud. Don't worry about checking the lineup to make sure you get your facts right, because clearly you know too much about soccer as it is. I'm sure you can just assume the guy who "looks" like he's heading the ball in is Sneijder.

Niagara Falls West

After heavy rains near Maple Creek, on the TransCanada Highway.

Two women arrested over World Cup Dutch 'beer stunt'

Fuck you, FIFA

From the BBC...
Two Dutch women have been arrested in South Africa over an alleged "ambush marketing" stunt at a World Cup match.

More than 30 women were ejected from the Johannesburg stadium on Monday during the match between Denmark and the Netherlands.

They had all been wearing identical mini-dresses in Dutch orange, sold as part of a gift pack by a Dutch brewery.

England USA in Lego

The Green own goal is even funnier in Lego.

La Cuauhteminha

Apparently Cuauhtemoc Blanco is famous for this, though I've never seen it until now. Keep an eye out for it in South Africa.

He got Zambotta pretty good.

Conan O'Brien Tour

With Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

I'm sorry

but this is awesome. If they could turn this into what baseball is, then I could get into it.

Nike World Cup Ad

Wow, I wonder how Ronaldinho feels about this now?

Drunk Histories

Drunk History vol. 6 w/ John C. Reilly & Crispin Glover from John C Reilly

Drunk History Vol. 5 w/ Will Ferrell, Don Cheadle & Zooey Deschanel from Will Ferrell

Good Old Fashioned Gatorade Shower

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pucker Up Scholes

Obviously there is a Man City fan in the web newsroom of ESPN soccernet. This photo on their website was titled "Nevillegay". Man U beat Man City with a late goal this morning 1-0.

Pause, breathe, footy

A while ago, the inflated head of a certain Lillywhite buffoon claimed he was shooting for the top at Real Madrid. Mistake prone (yet often trumpeted) Wilson Palacios essentially stated he was using Spurs as a stepping stone for further ambitions. Not that that has anything to do with my beef with him; a lot of players do it. However, they are usually good players. But, hell, I'm all for it. Get rid of the idiot. Heather hasn't learned who he is based on his quality footballing, but instead from the constant screaming she hears from the living room: "Fucking Palacios!"

Well, if Palacios going to Madrid (or anywhere for that matter) isn't sweet enough, I'm going to perk right up for the return option. Lassana Diarra is now rumoured to being pursued to come the opposite direction because of a falling out at Real Madrid. And as someone who watched him work some defensive midfield magic in person, this suits me just fine. Granted it was through some beer goggles, he was clearly the player of the TFC - Real Madrid friendly last August in a match that featured C. Ronaldo, Kaka, Higuain, Raul, Xabi Alonso, and, yes, even Dwayne De Rosario.

From Daily Mail...

Real, though, want a find a replacement before allowing the £17million-rated France international to leave.

Let's get this done.