Pick up lines
my favorites:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job?
Her: No.
Do you want to do lunch?
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
the rest here.
1 comment:
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