I'm going with the Noid.

'Cause he's amazin'. Yeeeeah he's awl dat. If he ain't awn 'is grind, den watchoo kawl dat?



He'll fuck yer shit up is basically what I'm saying.

Fuckin' Noid had his own video game and everything.

Ah, shit. So did the 7-Up Spot. (by the way- wtf?! The spot? What the shit kinda mascot is that?)

And Ronald McDonald i think...

Well never mind. The Noid is still gonna rule that shit. You know it. He's the fuckin' N-O-I-D.