This needs circus music

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Not your typical back heel goal

And Yet I Can't Look Away: The David Caruso Story

Steve Nash WTF

Oh wait, I just got it. It's a play on the most interesting man in the world commercials. I'm an idiot.

Gibsonator's 2010

Gluttony will become 1.5 deadly sins. Hey, that's pretty good. They should put that as the title to this demotivational photo. Because that kind of photoshopping is wayyyyyy to hard for me.

Creation of the Ipad

Brick Lesnar

Brock Lesnar from the Vancouver Sun:

At the end of the press conference, Lesnar was forced to admit that his U.S. health care adventure wasn't all perfect, telling reporters that he was initially misdiagnosed - he thinks - with a case of mononucleosis.

So, this idiot bashes the Canadian health care system after he goes to the States and gets misdiagnosed with Mono in a US hospital? Thank God there is prestigious hospitals for the well off that can save those wealthy enough to take their private jets to. Best health care system in the world... for the rich and famous, I won't argue that.

And great comparison of our health care system to that of a third world country. Because, as we all know, Lesnar has probably been treated in hospitals from Ethiopia to Afghanistan to Haiti, so he should know.

He always looked like a meathead to me. It's a good thing looks aren't deceiving.

ESPN

I just watched all of ESPN Sportcenter, waiting anxiously to see maybe a few hockey highlights. Well, I guess I got what I wanted. They showed some of the TB NJ game, but only because the lights went out halfway through the game and they had to postpone it.

Aka, hockey is only a freakshow in the States.

Youth In Revolt will be seen by my eyes.

More Hockey Ridiculousness

Roloson makes maybe the two best saves of the year in quick succession. Still love you Rolly.

Owned Goal

This is almost better than Stefan missing the open net in Edmonton



The aforementioned Hemsky goal/Stefan miss:

Get ready to lose your shit

Though this kind of stunt likely kills hundreds of people worldwide every year, I can't even think about the slow motion portion of this video and not start laughing.

Koci on Green

These are the guys we need in hockey, right? To protect the star players. Uh huh. And who polices the police?



Craig MacTavish is an idiot, by the way.

Dad Gummit!

Where the f does that dog come from!

The best video you'll see all night

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson

Oh, oh, oh! No he DIH-UHN!

Yes, he did. Jens Lehman left his goal and went to take a piss. During the game. A Champions League game.

What this guy doesn't do is what surprises me.

Good on ya' bunch of Swisees

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Kinds in the Hall coming back

For a limited time only. Not sure how this is being released. The trailer is mediocre and this has the potential to be very disappointing, but I'm definitely looking forward to it.

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Let's play Craption.

I'll go first.















What have you done with Pookie?

Whack a goal(ie)

OK, shit happens sometimes. But someone explain to me where the fuck Keith Ballard disappears to after he slashes his goalie across the HEAD?! Don't you hang around to check on his health. Or do you just hit him and see him flail around in agony and skate away? Wow.

Twilight Moms

They just want a side-hug.