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Introducing the new attraction for Saskatoon and area residents The Slippery Muff.

Tired of always having to get on a plane to go to the beach in the middle of winter? Now you don't have to. Come on by The Slippery Muff where everyday is like a day at the beach. With a white sand beach, umbrella and girl with drink - who needs to go any where else. Enjoy the 20 square feet of ocean complete with a playful dog and just waste the hours away.

When you're done for the day laying on the beach why don't you join us for a relaxing walk up to the front window. From here you can overlook the ever popular Haslam Cresent where all the people who live on Haslam Crescent drive. If that wasn't enough, the first 1 person through the door an opeing day may receive a special surprise.

So come on down to The Slippery Muff where everyday is like the rest but better.