Spiderman 3

Sucked!

Our 9:40PM entrance to the movie translated to a 12:11PM exit, so for those of you who don't do math, that is like 9 and a half hours of bullllllshit.

My favorite part of the movie was when Spiderman comes to save the day and just happens to glide by this giant American flag in the middle of nowhere. Sam Raimi, you are a cheesy bastard.

And like WTF? A guy with superhuman powers just happens to get taken over by an alien blob to give him a different persona of superhuman powers? And at the same time a Sandman gets created? And at the same time the Green Goblin is attacking everyone? Speaking of the Green Goblin, since when can humans withstand a grenade going off right beside their head? That guy should have died like 3 times in that movie instead of just once. And somehow that stupid giant sand monster was destroyed temporarily by a few bottle rockets, but powerful grenades to the head? A few burns is all. And after the Goblin hit his head the first time, I'm pretty sure he was just mentally retarded for a while, grinning away like an idiot.

And the comedy?! Don't even get me started. Cheesiest blockbuster movie crap around. They had to interrupt the main battle sequence for a poor JJ joke moment with a little girl about buying her camera. And Topher Grace should not attempt to act ever again. He should just re-start the 70's Show and live out the rest of his life there.

And if Toby Mcguire ever wears eye liner ever again, I'm going to kick him in the neck.

That is all.