Top Ten Reasons to Sit Down while Pissing

As you may be aware, I posted that it was required for me to start sitting down to take a piss while I had my few weeks of dizziness back in February/March. Well, truth be told, this had been going on for quite a while and continues to. But just a warning for you slow ones out there, Coulman, this doesn't apply to urinals. Feel free to join my organization, S.W.A.M.P.A.G. (Sitting While Average Males Piss Advocacy Group). On to the top ten:

10. Frees your hands to do things like read a magazine or eat a burrito
9. Splash, spill, or miss is impossible8. Assuming you are a gentleman, there is no toilet seat to raise or lower
7. Gives your legs that much needed break after playing video games or watching TV
6. Allows you to get in touch with your feminine side
5. It is an excellent segue to the possibility of a #2
4. It is much safer to pass out while urinating while you are seated
3. It is how you learn when you are 2 (or in Brad's case, 4)
2. Easier to control morning stiffness
1. You can watch TV!

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