Gerrard the goon
From ESPN Soccernet...Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was involved in a traffic collision which left a 10-year-old boy with a suspected broken leg, his spokesman said.
Afterward, it went on to say, Gerrard tore the meaty flesh from the child's arm and proceeded to beat him with it until the child proclaimed Gerrard a God walking amongst men. Good soccer player, but what gall he has, what terrible gall.
3 comments:
You will bow down before the might of Steven Gerrard, MBE! That's Member of the Order of the British Empire to you! THE ENTIRE BRITISH EMPIRE!!! ALL OF BRITAIN...AND SOME LEFTOVER LOSER COUNTRIES!!!
If a nobleman wishes to sup upon the flesh of one of his subjects, dare you suggest to deny him of this right? The gall is all yours my poor deluded prole.
Are we the left over loser countries?
yeah.
Post a Comment