Reason Pronger Left Edmonton Exposed!

Pierre LeBrun of The Score/CP said on To The Point yesterday afternoon that the Pronger situation has gotten out of hand largely due to the internet/blogosphere. He said that because there is so many people putting out rumours on blogs and websites, it is causing journalistic chaos in trying to disseminate true facts.

Well, I pondered this as I was listening and came to the realization that I had yet to post a rumour, check that, FACT as to why Pronger left Edmonton only 1 year into a 5 year contract. Ignore all that junk about him being a man-whore or his family finding it too tropical in Edmonton, here is the real reason:

Chris Pronger is clearly having Mike Comrie's love child. It's true. That's why he referenced him in his scathing haterview (or is that interhate?). What's worse, is that while Pronger was in Phoenix, he actually wanted to have Curtis Joseph's baby, but Cujo and Domi were still seeing each other, so Pronger made the mistake of sleeping with an exiled/refugee Oiler.

He needed to be traded so that he could get closer to Comrie and avoid the certain mid section butt ending he was likely to receive from his teammates in practice. Having another man's love child is one thing, but doing so with public enemy number one (other than Mike Modano, Todd Bertuzzi, Jerome Iginla, and Derian Hatcher), that spells trouble.

I hope this clears things up.

He's already putting on some baby weight